people who kiss their family members on the mouth are mad weird
Word Balloon tips and tricks
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."
I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
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